So, the city's making cutbacks and cutting salaries to squeak through the recession, right?
And yet there seems to be money to (a) buy a rubber suit that looks like MetroseXual Max, the androgynous figure created by Public Works to ensure work for Nor'Town Freudian psychiatrists for years to come, and (b) to pay a staffer to stuff themselves in the sweltering beast to attend ceremonies the primary purpose of which is to provide photo-ops for incumbents. (VewNews)
Don't believe it? Check out the pic.
Speaking of the man-bag bearing icon, you know that Activity Schedule you get every once and awhile from North Las Vegas?
Well, a couple of issues ago there was a "Max Action" comic about a couple of old geezers who hang out at the park and challenge out-of-shape teenage boys to various interesting games.
One panel weirded me out. One of the geezers looked kinda familiar.
So, I finally figured it out. He looks like "Herbert the Pervert" from Family Guy.
In the latest Guide, we learn that Maxaction wields a magic orb that will encircle the waist of its unhappy victim with a pink tutu. This all occurs at one of our public pools where, apparently, young men spend an inordinate amount of time watching each other "accidentally" lose their swim trunks.
Man-bags. Herbert the Pervert. Tutus. All I can say is that MetroSexual Max has a much more interesting sex life than I do.
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