Are you ambitious? Narcissistic? Enjoy the company of lawyer-lobbyists who make hundreds of thousands of dollars more than you? Would you love to receive large checks from casino operators, developers, and newspaper publishers who are wannabe casino bosses?
Well, then, you'll want to sign up for the Nor'Townie ward 4 City Council seat!
Now, you'll have to be at least 18 years old and live in ward 4 for a whole 30 days prior to June 30. So, it's too late now to grab a rental from a developer on the planning commission and set up shop!
And you can't have a felony conviction--although it's okay to have an FBI investigation or two in your past, as long as they didn't prosecute!
Oh, yeah, and you'll have to pucker up and figuratively smooch the nether regions of current members of the City Council, who will decide who gets a 2 year hitch representing the interests of casino owners and developers in Ward 4.
But, once you have that foot in the door, why you'll gain that cherished incumbent status! You'll receive campaign checks from the monied interests in Nor'Town who want to make sure you're amenable to all those zoning variances and business tax cuts incentives!
So, don't wait! Get your snout in early!
