Jam some toothpicks in your eyeballs! It's time for some notes from the North Las Vegas City Council meeting!
The meeting began regally enough as everyone waited in silence for the mayor to take her chair. Sorta like school kids waiting for teacher to arrive.
Things started normally enough, and you could hardly tell that there was much change in composition as council members voted unanimously to allow a bar to open up despite the fact that it was, by law, too close to a church.
Still, I've sat through sermons where a stiff drink would have made time pass a lot smoother, so maybe Nor'Town should just stop pretending and abandon distance restrictions on bars. That way some entrepreneur could open up a combination school, church, and watering hole, thus fulfilling all mankind's basic needs in one, ahem, shot.
The next high point was a real wrangle over the City Manager's contract renewal. Now, what follows may be a bit incoherent, but that's all the better to convey the nature of the affair.
Anyways, first attendees were subjected to an advertisement for the manager listing all his accomplishments in the last year or so. This was the "performance review," which apparently was all council was really voting on as the contract only shows up as a consent item later on. A consent item is something council votes on en masse with a bunch of other stuff so that nobody has to pay too much attention to it. Hence, councilfolk who aren't too thrilled with the manager only get to vote on whether they approve of the review, which amounts to saying if they liked the fonts on his powerpoint presentation or not. Anyways, William Robinson and Robert Eliason voted against the fonts while everyone else voted in favor.
Just between you and me, I bet Mr. Rose, the city manager, doesn't even set his own fonts.
Anyways, there was much heat and little light as to whether the council's previous decision disallowing council from firing the manager within 90 days of an election should be rescinded. That issue, needlessly to say, was hastily postponed, and the manager refused to add a provision to his contract dispensing with the limit. Good thing, too. It's a policy matter that the council should determine and not be trying to hide by burying it in the manager's contract.
The mayor made the rather unsurprising remark that city workers are happy to be working for the city. That's unremarkable considering the 11% unemployment figure in the valley, and everyone's probably happy to be working, period.
Mr. Robinson made some inquiries into Mr. Rose's 401k and sick hours, and then council basically voted to punt the issue away for a few weeks. We all learned that Mr. Rose has something like 800 sick hours. I think I'd have to work at my job for about 200 years before accruing that much sick leave. Perhaps that's one reason why city workers are so happy. Frankly, I felt a bit ill afterwards.
Next up was a discussion over the merging of the Nor'town, Las Vegas, City County, and Henderson housing authorities into one great big melting pot. The mayor and other council members expressed some concerns about how much control Nor'Town would have over the new board that will be running the combined housing authorities. One concern is whether Nor'Town will become the dumping ground for all of the valley's public and section eight housing. Everyone seemed to suspect that Henderson couldn't wait to dump its poor on us, if it hadn't done so already. Still, one can hardly expect the new megaboard to do any worse than the old North Las Vegas Housing Authority, which I hear modeled it's housing plans on the Debtor's prison in Little Dorrit.
The council signed on to the go-ahead for the mega-authority but the mayor was unprepared to name two Nor'Townies to the board.
Say, I bet Don England's free.
Finally, Mr. Cherchio urged the city to continue a moratorium on the sale of mammals at open air markets. Earlier this summer there were reports of puppies sweltering over at the Broadacres swap meet. (KVBC) Mr. Cherchio urged that there be a permanent ban on the sales after viewing a video supplied by an animals rights group showing a bunch puppies stuffed in a hot cage. The animals were "cooled" by frozen bottles of water stuck under the cage, apparently so that they could experience freezer and sun burn all at the same time.
Here's some earlier video of animals at a swap meet. Be warned: It's pretty awful and don't view it if you're easily offended by such things, as you should be.
I'm now tweeting NorTown at http://twitter.com/NortownNV.
[UPDATE: RJ's report on the city manager dustup. Sun's post-game review.]