Okay, okay. I have absolutely no reason to think that Dean Heller has a hot house full of marijuana borrowed from his bud Floyd, or that he took the President there to sample the weed after the President's recent visit to Reno, or that they got high and hung out with Cheech and Chong who were doing karaoke to Liberace tunes. But a guy can dream, can't he?
As for the rumors about the President ever using cocaine, why they're just rumors, I'm sure.
Back story: I wasn't going to publish this one. Really. I thought it was too over the top. But after reading Jon Ralston's hypocritical moralizing over at the Sun, I changed my mind. Ralston bewailing the sleaziness of the campaigns is like a porn photographer denouncing the morality of his subjects. Yes, it would be nice if the election were about taxes, and energy--a topic which seems to bore the jaded MSM--and education. But, note, those aren't the topics Ralston chose to write about today. Nope. Gotta wallow in the sleaze with the pigs.
So, out of sheer orneriness, I dedicate this pic to Jon Ralston--as one Scandalmonger to another.


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