Pics from the "Anywhere but Vegas Tour" or Get Thee to a Winery

Ooo. Pics from the Governor's "Anywhere but Vegas" tour! Check out the title: it's called "Governor Gibbons' Las Vegas Tour" although the Governor visited almost every place but.

Highlights:

1. The Governor practices up for his arrest.
2. The Governor does his "scary molester" routine for staff.
3. The Governor wonders what vintage Chrissy Mazzeo prefers.
4. What really happened to that train car full of poison gas that ran through Vegas.
5. "Just shoot me. Please."
6. "Look. Volcanoes!"
7. The Governor performs his world-famous "drowning in the desert" mime.
8. "Sweet spot for a coal slurry!"
9. "No, thank you, Governor. I'm married."
10. "Just shoot us. Please." Runner up: "No, thank you, Governor. We're married."

So, who do you think had the bright idea to have our wine-bibber, Jack Mormon Gube visit a winery? Definitely a bad choice after that napkin head, booze-swilling photo. And then there's that association of booze and Gibbers Night Out. Nope, not a good choice. Unless...unless there's a staff member with a wicked sense of humor.

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