Rejoice, royal citizens! The defunct experiment in demon democracy is dead! Throughout the world loyal subjects sing paeans to their newly restored Monarchs! Long live the Restoration!
Following in the footsteps of King Vladimir Putin, Emperor Pervez Musharraf, Eternal Prince Hugo Chavez [UPDATE: deposed], and even our own beloved King George II, the Royal Colony of Nevada is pleased to announce that our beloved Governor Jim Gibbons will not be sharing the dull details of his budget plans with members of the Nevada Parliament nor with his loyal subjects because, as his Budget Minister explained, such matters are beyond the comprehension of mere mortals and should be left to the divinely informed intellect of our Governor and his Ministers.
In certain Insurgent publications, irresponsible talk from Rebels and seditious Members of Parliament have unfortunately been reported.
"I don't understand all of this cloak and dagger stuff," longtime homeless advocate Linda Lera-Randle El said. "If you are elected to represent the people of this state, why would you not come forward and be honest? We need to know where we stand and where we're heading."
How amusing! The Democro-fascists still harbor the delusion that they live in a "democracy" and that lowly persons like themselves could possibly replace the divinely inspired judgment of God and our Mining and Gaming Lords as the true elector of our Leaders!
"It's not a very good way to make policy," [Dina] Titus said. "When the state's in crisis, people don't want you to be partisan and an ideologue who is isolated from everyone's daily problems. They want you looking for solutions." (Gibbons City--formerly "Las Vegas"--Sun)
Titus (MP-Gibbons City), a notorious Rebel MP, has since been arrested for violating Article 236(b) of the Gibbons' Restoration Act: "thou shalt no longer call the Royal Colony of Nevada a 'state'."
In other news, Governor Gibbons would like to extend his royal congratulations to Nevada Colony Finance Minister, Prince-Bishop Sheldon Adelson, and his Ministerial Secretary, Lord William Weidner, for their successful prosecution of the seditious Sir Terrence Lanni, whose extremist fiscal views were finally silenced at the Royal Colonial Guillotine last night. Lord Weidner's stirring words, read during the execution, brought tears to this humble wordsmith's eyes. A notorious Insurgent, Fool and Screedmonger by the name of Ralston was among the unsavory who also met Sir Lanni's fate at last night executions. Ralston was convicted under Article 15(g, subparagraph 9) of the Restoration Act: "thou shalt not compare the Governor to members of the French Aristocracy").
On the lighter side, the Nevada Colonial Opera company will perform "Dialogues of the Carmelites" by Francis Poulenc this evening. For tonight's performance only, members of the treacherous former Nevada "teacher's guild" will be dressed as nuns and actually guillotined in the final act. Rumors that this lovely spectacle was personally suggested to the production by our own Nevada Governess were modestly denied by a spokesman for the First Family. Nonetheless, you're sure to lose your head over the performance!
Wonder what FBI director Steve Martinez thinks of all this? Afterall, he sits on the Nevada Commission on Homeland Security and the Nevada Technological Crime Advisory Board or Task Force.
Posted by: Hmmmm. | December 02, 2007 at 07:35 PM
More stunning artwork! Congrats again.
Posted by: Desert Beacon | December 03, 2007 at 09:34 PM