Hey, I have absolutely no new information to add to the rumor mongering about a possible divorce in the Nevada Governor's mansion. But, you know what? Since when did that ever stop a blogger?
Anyway, there are two versions of the rumor floating around in case you missed it. According to one school of thought, Jimbo filed papers on Dawn. (LVG) Now another school has appeared, this one claiming that Dawn filed on Gibbers. (Wonkette,Mynx) All worth reading, even if it all ends up like that rumor about Gibbons not being Governor.
But the mind boggles given the timing. Whoever served the papers on whom would have either done it on the plane just after that lovely dinner with the Bushes during the National Gubes Association Meeting or on the ground the following day. (VGO,Sun) I just can't see 'em breaking up after a concert of Contemporary Christian tunes.
Unless...unless it was Amy Grant's "Faithless Heart" that was the final straw:
Oh faithless heart
Be far away from me
Playing games inside my head
That no one else can see
Oh faithless heart
You tempt me to the core
Naw. Any normal person would have a full time job keeping from throwing up the Caramel-Orange Torte while listening to Grant's croakin'. Divorce would be the farthest thing from one's mind.
That would apply only to normal people tho.


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